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Vampires Suck Gothic Tarot T-Shirt

Vampires Suck Gothic Tarot T-Shirt

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Unisex sizes. Women's UK dress size 8-10 = S · 12-14 = M · 16-18 = L · 20-22 = XL · 24-26 = 2XL. Want it fitted? Size down one. Oversized? Size up one.

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Vampires Suck Gothic Tarot T-Shirt

Garment measurements in cm, laid flat. Chest = straight across from armpit to armpit (double it for all the way round). Length = from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Easiest check: lay a top you love flat and compare.

Which size am I?

SizeFits chestWomen's UKMen's
S86-91 cm8-1034-36"
M97-102 cm12-1438-40"
L107-112 cm16-1842-44"
XL117-122 cm20-2246-48"
2XL127-132 cm24-2650-52"
3XL137-142 cm28-3054-56"

Unisex T-shirt (Gildan Softstyle 64000)

SizeSMLXL2XL3XL
Chest465156616671
Length717476798184

The sweatshirt is a relaxed fit, roomier than the tee. Women who like a fitted tee often take one size down.

Choose each size separately for a matching set. Personalised items cannot be returned for a change of size unless faulty.

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  • Printed in the UKin our own workshop
  • Free delivery £50+otherwise £2.99
  • 30-day returnshow it works
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Gothic tarot t-shirt perfect for horror fans and alternative style enthusiasts. Features a bold "Vampires Suck" tarot card design. Ideal for casual wear, Halloween, or concerts.

Bring spooky humor and bold gothic style to your wardrobe with this funny “Vampires Suck” tarot graphic t-shirt. Perfect for horror lovers, alternative fashion fans, and edgy everyday streetwear.

Funny Gothic Horror Casual Style

  • Perfect for Halloween season, concerts, festivals, and casual streetwear outfits
  • Great gift idea for vampire fans, horror lovers, and gothic fashion enthusiasts
  • Easy to pair with jeans, boots, jackets, or layered alternative looks
  • Bold retro-inspired artwork designed to stand out anywhere

Comfortable Everyday Features

  • Soft cotton blend fabric for breathable all-day comfort
  • Regular fit designed for relaxed casual styling
  • Lightweight material suitable for year-round wear
  • Durable print quality made to preserve vivid colors and detail

“Vampires Suck” Tarot Design

This tarot-inspired graphic tee features dramatic vintage-style vampire characters surrounded by gothic details and classic tarot card framing. The playful “Vampires Suck” phrase combines horror humor, retro aesthetics, and edgy alternative fashion into one bold statement design perfect for spooky style lovers.

Size & Care Instructions

  • True-to-size regular fit for adults
  • Machine wash cold with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry recommended
  • Turn garment inside out before washing to preserve print quality

Details
Colours: Black, Navy, Charcoal, Forest Green, Maroon, Purple, Irish Green, Military Green, Light Blue, Red, Royal, White, Dark Heather, Natural
Material: Gildan Softstyle ring-spun cotton (heather colours are a cotton/polyester blend)
Pattern: printed graphic design, printed in our UK workshop

Delivery & returns

UK delivery is £2.99, or free on orders over £50. Standard production takes 2 working days, followed by 2–3 working days for delivery. Weekends and bank holidays are excluded. You'll receive tracking when your order is dispatched.

Unworn, unwashed standard-fit clothing with tags can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Personalised, custom-printed and final-sale items are excluded unless faulty. Customers cover return postage unless the item is faulty or incorrect.

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Print-quality promise

If your order arrives misprinted, damaged or faulty, send a photo within 14 days of delivery for a free replacement or full refund.

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