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Today’s Mission: Keep The Tiny Human Alive Hoodie

Today’s Mission: Keep The Tiny Human Alive Hoodie

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Unisex sizes. Women's UK dress size 8-10 = S · 12-14 = M · 16-18 = L · 20-22 = XL · 24-26 = 2XL. Want it fitted? Size down one. Oversized? Size up one.

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Today’s Mission: Keep The Tiny Human Alive Hoodie

Garment measurements in cm, laid flat. Chest = straight across from armpit to armpit (double it for all the way round). Length = from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Easiest check: lay a top you love flat and compare.

Which size am I?

SizeFits chestWomen's UKMen's
S86-91 cm8-1034-36"
M97-102 cm12-1438-40"
L107-112 cm16-1842-44"
XL117-122 cm20-2246-48"
2XL127-132 cm24-2650-52"
3XL137-142 cm28-3054-56"

Unisex sweatshirt (Gildan Heavy Blend 18000)

SizeSMLXL2XL3XL
Chest515661667176
Length697174767981

The sweatshirt is a relaxed fit, roomier than the tee. Women who like a fitted tee often take one size down.

Choose each size separately for a matching set. Personalised items cannot be returned for a change of size unless faulty.

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🚚 Order today, arrives in 2–3 working days

  • Printed in the UKin our own workshop
  • Free delivery £50+otherwise £2.99
  • 30-day returnshow it works
All the details

Embrace the beautiful chaos of parenthood with our 'Today's Mission: Keep The Tiny Human Alive' hoodie. This design speaks to the heart of every parent, capturing the relentless, yet rewarding, journey of raising little ones. It's a daily mantra, a badge of honor for those who navigate sleepless nights, endless feedings, and the pure joy of watching a tiny human grow. Whether you're a seasoned parent or embarking on this adventure for the first time, this hoodie is a comfortable and stylish companion for all your parenting duties. It's more than just apparel; it's a statement of resilience, love, and the unwavering dedication that defines the parent experience. Perfect for everyday wear, this hoodie lets you express your parenting pride with a touch of humor and relatability.

Why you'll love it

  • Features a humorous and relatable 'Keep The Tiny Human Alive' graphic, perfect for parents.
  • Crafted from a soft, comfortable cotton-blend fabric for all-day wear.
  • Designed for a relaxed fit, ideal for lounging at home or running errands.
  • A thoughtful and practical gift for new parents, baby showers, or any occasion celebrating parenthood.

About the print

Made-to-order in the UK for fast UK delivery. UK delivery 2-3 days after dispatch. Allow 2-5 business days for production.

Details
Colours: Red, Dark Heather, Maroon, Navy, Black, Royal, Dark Chocolate, Irish Green, Military Green
Material: Gildan Heavy Blend, 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Pattern: printed graphic design, printed in our UK workshop

Delivery & returns

UK delivery is £2.99, or free on orders over £50. Standard production takes 2 working days, followed by 2–3 working days for delivery. Weekends and bank holidays are excluded. You'll receive tracking when your order is dispatched.

Unworn, unwashed standard-fit clothing with tags can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Personalised, custom-printed and final-sale items are excluded unless faulty. Customers cover return postage unless the item is faulty or incorrect.

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Print-quality promise

If your order arrives misprinted, damaged or faulty, send a photo within 14 days of delivery for a free replacement or full refund.

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