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The Dirty Hoe Tarot Gardening T-Shirt

The Dirty Hoe Tarot Gardening T-Shirt

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Unisex sizes. Women's UK dress size 8-10 = S · 12-14 = M · 16-18 = L · 20-22 = XL · 24-26 = 2XL. Want it fitted? Size down one. Oversized? Size up one.

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The Dirty Hoe Tarot Gardening T-Shirt

Garment measurements in cm, laid flat. Chest = straight across from armpit to armpit (double it for all the way round). Length = from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Easiest check: lay a top you love flat and compare.

Which size am I?

SizeFits chestWomen's UKMen's
S86-91 cm8-1034-36"
M97-102 cm12-1438-40"
L107-112 cm16-1842-44"
XL117-122 cm20-2246-48"
2XL127-132 cm24-2650-52"
3XL137-142 cm28-3054-56"

Unisex T-shirt (Gildan Softstyle 64000)

SizeSMLXL2XL3XL
Chest465156616671
Length717476798184

The sweatshirt is a relaxed fit, roomier than the tee. Women who like a fitted tee often take one size down.

Choose each size separately for a matching set. Personalised items cannot be returned for a change of size unless faulty.

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  • Printed in the UKin our own workshop
  • Free delivery £50+otherwise £2.99
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A unique tarot gardening t-shirt for plant lovers and tarot enthusiasts. Features a playful "The Dirty Hoe" graphic design, perfect for casual wear or gardening days. Ideal for anyone who loves plants and a touch of quirky humor.

Add humor to your everyday wardrobe with this funny tarot gardening t-shirt featuring “The Dirty Hoe” graphic design. Perfect for plant lovers, gardeners, and fans of quirky alternative fashion with a playful twist.

Funny Gardening Graphic Tee Style

  • Great for casual outfits, gardening days, or relaxed weekend wear
  • Perfect gift idea for plant moms, gardeners, and tarot lovers
  • Easy to pair with jeans, shorts, or layered streetwear looks
  • Fun conversation-starting design with bold colorful artwork

Comfortable Everyday Features

  • Soft cotton blend fabric for breathable comfort
  • Regular fit made for easy everyday wear
  • Lightweight feel suitable for year-round styling
  • Durable print designed to maintain vibrant colors over time

Playful “The Dirty Hoe” Tarot Design

This tarot-inspired graphic tee features a colorful skeleton character holding a giant cucumber in a vibrant garden scene beneath a rainbow backdrop. Combined with humorous text and bold cartoon-style artwork, the design delivers a cheeky, edgy, and playful aesthetic ideal for fans of sarcastic humor and alternative fashion.

Size & Care Instructions

  • True-to-size regular fit for adults
  • Machine wash cold with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results
  • Wash inside out to help preserve graphic quality

Details
Colours: Royal, Cherry Red, Cardinal Red, Heliconia, Orange, Dark Chocolate, Navy, Red, Black, Military Green, Dark Heather
Material: Gildan Softstyle ring-spun cotton (heather colours are a cotton/polyester blend)
Pattern: printed graphic design, printed in our UK workshop

Delivery & returns

UK delivery is £2.99, or free on orders over £50. Standard production takes 2 working days, followed by 2–3 working days for delivery. Weekends and bank holidays are excluded. You'll receive tracking when your order is dispatched.

Unworn, unwashed standard-fit clothing with tags can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Personalised, custom-printed and final-sale items are excluded unless faulty. Customers cover return postage unless the item is faulty or incorrect.

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If your order arrives misprinted, damaged or faulty, send a photo within 14 days of delivery for a free replacement or full refund.

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