• If Dad Can’t Fix It We’re All Screwed Sweatshirt in White, worn, our photo
  • If Dad Can’t Fix It We’re All Screwed Sweatshirt in Black, worn, our photo
  • If Dad Can’t Fix It We’re All Screwed Sweatshirt in Royal, worn, our photo
  • If Dad Can’t Fix It We’re All Screwed Sweatshirt in Light Pink, worn, our photo
  • If Dad Can’t Fix It We’re All Screwed Sweatshirt in Purple, worn, our photo
  • If Dad Can’t Fix It We’re All Screwed Sweatshirt in Irish Green, worn, our photo
  • If Dad Can’t Fix It We’re All Screwed Sweatshirt in Ash, worn, our photo
  • If Dad Can’t Fix It We’re All Screwed Sweatshirt in Navy, worn, our photo
  • If Dad Can’t Fix It We’re All Screwed Sweatshirt in Forest Green, worn, our photo
  • If Dad Can’t Fix It We’re All Screwed Sweatshirt in Maroon, worn, our photo
  • If Dad Can’t Fix It We’re All Screwed Sweatshirt in Red, worn, our photo
  • If Dad Can’t Fix It We’re All Screwed Sweatshirt in Dark Heather, worn, our photo
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If Dad Can’t Fix It We’re All Screwed Sweatshirt

If Dad Can’t Fix It We’re All Screwed Sweatshirt

£22.99
£22.99
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Taxes included. Free UK delivery over £50.
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Size
Unisex sizes. Women's UK dress size 8-10 = S · 12-14 = M · 16-18 = L · 20-22 = XL · 24-26 = 2XL. Want it fitted? Size down one. Oversized? Size up one.

Find your fit.

If Dad Can’t Fix It We’re All Screwed Sweatshirt

Garment measurements in cm, laid flat. Chest = straight across from armpit to armpit (double it for all the way round). Length = from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Easiest check: lay a top you love flat and compare.

Which size am I?

SizeFits chestWomen's UKMen's
S86-91 cm8-1034-36"
M97-102 cm12-1438-40"
L107-112 cm16-1842-44"
XL117-122 cm20-2246-48"
2XL127-132 cm24-2650-52"
3XL137-142 cm28-3054-56"

Unisex sweatshirt (Gildan Heavy Blend 18000)

SizeSMLXL2XL3XL
Chest515661667176
Length697174767981

The sweatshirt is a relaxed fit, roomier than the tee. Women who like a fitted tee often take one size down.

Choose each size separately for a matching set. Personalised items cannot be returned for a change of size unless faulty.

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  • Printed in the UKin our own workshop
  • Free delivery £50+otherwise £2.99
  • 30-day returnshow it works
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This funny dad sweatshirt combines bold humor with everyday comfort, making it the perfect piece for dads who can fix just about anything.

If Dad Can’t Fix It Sweatshirt for Everyday Wear

  • Perfect for casual wear, DIY projects, or weekends
  • Great gift idea for Father’s Day, birthdays, or holidays
  • Easy to pair with jeans, work pants, or joggers
  • Fun statement piece for handy dads

Comfortable and Durable Quality

  • Soft cotton blend fabric for a cozy feel
  • Regular fit for relaxed, all-day wear
  • Breathable material suitable for daily comfort
  • Durable print that stays vibrant over time

Handyman Humor Graphic Design

The design features the phrase “IF DAD CAN’T FIX IT, WE’RE ALL SCREWED” with tool graphics like a drill and screwdriver. The bold, colorful typography adds a fun and confident touch, perfect for dads known as the family fixer.

Size & Care Guide

  • True to size for a comfortable fit
  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or air dry recommended
  • Keeps its shape and print with proper care


EU representative: Cheeky Business, hello@cheekybusiness.co.uk, 4 Danebury Way, Cawston, ENG, CV22 7YB, GB

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean

Details
Colours: Royal, White, Light Pink, Purple, Irish Green, Ash, Dark Heather, Maroon, Navy, Red, Black, Forest Green
Material: Gildan Heavy Blend, 50% cotton / 50% polyester, soft fleece inside
Pattern: printed graphic design, printed in our UK workshop

Delivery & returns

UK delivery is £2.99, or free on orders over £50. Standard production takes 2 working days, followed by 2–3 working days for delivery. Weekends and bank holidays are excluded. You'll receive tracking when your order is dispatched.

Unworn, unwashed standard-fit clothing with tags can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Personalised, custom-printed and final-sale items are excluded unless faulty. Customers cover return postage unless the item is faulty or incorrect.

Delivery policy · Returns policy
Print-quality promise

If your order arrives misprinted, damaged or faulty, send a photo within 14 days of delivery for a free replacement or full refund.

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