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I’m Not Santa Funny Christmas Sweatshirt

I’m Not Santa Funny Christmas Sweatshirt

Regular price £22.99
Regular price Sale price £22.99
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Size
Unisex sizes. Women's UK dress size 8-10 = S · 12-14 = M · 16-18 = L · 20-22 = XL · 24-26 = 2XL. Want it fitted? Size down one. Oversized? Size up one.

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I’m Not Santa Funny Christmas Sweatshirt

Garment measurements in cm, laid flat. Chest = straight across from armpit to armpit (double it for all the way round). Length = from the top of the shoulder to the hem. Easiest check: lay a top you love flat and compare.

Which size am I?

SizeFits chestWomen's UKMen's
S86-91 cm8-1034-36"
M97-102 cm12-1438-40"
L107-112 cm16-1842-44"
XL117-122 cm20-2246-48"
2XL127-132 cm24-2650-52"
3XL137-142 cm28-3054-56"

Unisex sweatshirt (Gildan Heavy Blend 18000)

SizeSMLXL2XL3XL
Chest515661667176
Length697174767981

The sweatshirt is a relaxed fit, roomier than the tee. Women who like a fitted tee often take one size down.

Choose each size separately for a matching set. Personalised items cannot be returned for a change of size unless faulty.

Quantity

🎄 Order by Tue 15 Dec for Christmas delivery

🚚 Order today, arrives in 2–3 working days

  • Printed in the UKin our own workshop
  • Free delivery £50+otherwise £2.99
  • 30-day returnshow it works
All the details

This funny 'I'm Not Santa' Christmas sweatshirt is perfect for anyone who loves a cheeky festive statement. The bold slogan design makes an easy gift for Christmas, Secret Santa exchanges, and holiday parties for people who enjoy novelty clothing with a proper punchline.

Made to order with a printed front design, this sweatshirt is built for everyday wear, sofa days, family gatherings and party season. Available in multiple colours and sizes so you can find the perfect fit.

I'm Not Santa Sweatshirt Details

  • Soft sweatshirt with bold printed front design
  • Perfect for holiday parties, gatherings and festive nights out
  • Available in Maroon, Navy, Red, Black and Forest Green
  • Great conversation starter with a cheeky holiday twist
  • Made to order – no waste
  • Fast UK delivery where available

Looking for more Christmas gift ideas? Browse our Christmas gifts collection or explore more funny gifts. If you need matching options, check out our matching family Christmas clothing.

Details
Colours: Charcoal, Royal, Sport Grey, Purple, Irish Green, Military Green, Indigo Blue, Dark Heather, Cherry Red, Maroon, Navy, Red, Black, Forest Green
Material: Gildan Heavy Blend, 50% cotton / 50% polyester, soft fleece inside
Pattern: printed graphic design, printed in our UK workshop

Delivery & returns

UK delivery is £2.99, or free on orders over £50. Standard production takes 2 working days, followed by 2–3 working days for delivery. Weekends and bank holidays are excluded. You'll receive tracking when your order is dispatched.

Unworn, unwashed standard-fit clothing with tags can be returned within 30 days of delivery. Personalised, custom-printed and final-sale items are excluded unless faulty. Customers cover return postage unless the item is faulty or incorrect.

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Print-quality promise

If your order arrives misprinted, damaged or faulty, send a photo within 14 days of delivery for a free replacement or full refund.

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