The Christmas edit / 2026
Funny Christmas T-Shirts
Not everyone wants to sweat it out in a jumper—our funny Christmas t-shirts bring the festive banter in a lighter layer. Rude,...
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Merry Christmas Shitter's Full T-Shirt & Sweatshirt
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Cushty Christmas Only Fools T-Shirt & Sweatshirt
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Lovely Jubbly It's Christmas Only Fools T-Shirt & Sweatshirt
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This Time Next Christmas We'll Be Millionaires Only Fools T-Shirt & Sweatshirt
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It's Not Nicked, Is It? Only Fools Christmas T-Shirt & Sweatshirt
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Nobody Likes Sprouts! Because It's Christmas Bottom Christmas T-Shirt & Sweatshirt
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Gold, Frankenstein & Grrrr Bottom Christmas T-Shirt & Sweatshirt | It's All Slotting Into Place
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Gold, Frankenstein And Grrrr Bottom Christmas T-Shirt & Sweatshirt
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Deck The Halls Not The Colleagues Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt | Office Christmas Party Jumper
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Sounds Like A January Problem Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt | Office Christmas Party Jumper
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This Jumper Has Been Approved By HR Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt | Office Christmas Party Jumper
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Annual Leave Loading Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt | Office Christmas Party Jumper
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You're On Mute Santa Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt | Office Christmas Party Jumper
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I Paid £2 To Wear This Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt | Office Christmas Party Jumper
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Dry January Starts Tomorrow Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt | Office Christmas Party Jumper
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Starter Main Regret Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt | Office Christmas Party Jumper
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Here For The Buffet Staying For The Pigs In Blankets Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt | Office Christmas Party Jumper
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Have You Tried Turning Christmas Off And On Again Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt | Office Christmas Party Jumper
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Camera On Jumper On Trousers Optional Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt | Office Christmas Party Jumper
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Spent My Free Drink Token By 7.05pm Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt | Office Christmas Party Jumper
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Doing The Bare Minimum Til Christmas Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt | Office Christmas Party Jumper
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Who Ate My Mince Pies From The Work Fridge Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt | Office Christmas Party Jumper
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Designated Driver Paid In Lemonade Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt | Office Christmas Party Jumper
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Elf And Safety Approved Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt | Office Christmas Party Jumper
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About Funny Christmas T-Shirts
Not everyone wants to sweat it out in a jumper—our funny Christmas t-shirts bring the festive banter in a lighter layer. Rude, cheeky, cute and downright daft designs for men, women and kids.
Funny Christmas T-Shirts & Cheeky Xmas Tees
Great for Christmas parties, festive pub crawls, Secret Santa gifts and Elf-duty parents, these t-shirts are printed to order on soft unisex tees with bold, wearable designs. Whether you're after something with bite or something the whole family can wear, you'll find it here.
Looking for more festive options? Browse our Christmas gifts collection, funny Christmas jumpers, or check out matching family Christmas outfits for coordinated festive looks.
Fast, Free UK Delivery. 30-day returns. Made to order, no waste. Free shipping over £50 / $50 / €50.
Christmas FAQs
Are Christmas t-shirts a good alternative to a jumper?
Yes, perfect for warm pubs, office parties and Christmas Eve boxes. Want something warmer? See funny Christmas jumpers.
Do you have kids sizes?
Many designs come in kids sizes in our kids Christmas range.
How fast is delivery?
Printed in-house in the UK and usually with you in 4 to 5 working days. Order by 15 December for Christmas.
Novelty Christmas t-shirts for every party
Our novelty Christmas t-shirts are made for the bits of December nobody takes seriously: the office party, the pub crawl, Christmas Eve boxes and the Secret Santa where everyone has a £15 limit. Every tee is £12.99, and any 2 tees are £22.
- Cheesy puns: Team Sprout, Pigs in Blankets Appreciation Society.
- Christmas Day jokes: Christmas Dinner Status Unbuttoned, Official Tree Critic.
- For kids: Merry Rexmas and Santa Saurus.
- Secret Santa: Most Likely to Start Shopping on Christmas Eve. See all Secret Santa gifts.
Want something warmer? Most designs also come as a sweatshirt in our funny Christmas jumpers. For ideas, read the novelty Christmas jumper guide.
When do I need to order?
Every novelty Christmas tee is printed to order in our UK workshop and usually arrives in 4 to 5 working days. Order by Tuesday 15 December for Christmas delivery.
Christmas novelty t-shirts for adults
Christmas novelty t-shirts for men and women from £12.99: for Christmas Eve, the pub crawl, the work party or under a jumper on Christmas Day. Matching sets for couples and families too: see matching family Christmas outfits. Want it warmer? Shop funny Christmas jumpers.