The Christmas edit / 2026
Funny Christmas Jumpers
Shop funny Christmas jumpers and novelty xmas sweatshirts that actually get a laugh. From cheeky and rude to cute and coquette —...
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Chill Out Snowman Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt
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Off Duty Reindeer Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt
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This Year I've Been Naughty, Nice, I Tried Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt
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Christmas Dinner Status Unbuttoned Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt
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I'm Dreaming Of A Wine Christmas Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt
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Mulled Wine Is My Love Language Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt
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The King's Speech Is My Cue To Nap Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt
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Official Tree Critic Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt
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Boxing Day Leftovers Champion Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt
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Have Yourself A Merry Little Nap Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt
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I Do All My Own Wrapping Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt
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Dear Santa Define Naughty Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt
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Chocolate For Breakfast Christmas Definition Funny Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt
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Personalised Family Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt | The Name Family We survived another one
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Personalised Mulled Wine Bar Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt | Name's Mulled Wine Bar Open all hours (till the wine runs out)
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Personalised Elves On Strike Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt | Name's Elves Are on strike (again)
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Personalised Christmas Dinner Jumper & T-Shirt | Name's Christmas Dinner Seconds are mandatory
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Personalised Sprout Farm Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt | Name's Sprout Farm Grown with love, eaten with regret
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Personalised Christmas Nap Club Jumper & T-Shirt | Name's Nap Club After dinner, before the king's speech
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Personalised Chief Present Unwrapper Dog Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt | Pet Name Chief present unwrapper
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Personalised Nanny Christmas Kitchen Jumper & T-Shirt | Nanny Name's Kitchen Gravy guaranteed
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Kids Personalised List For Santa Christmas T-Shirt & Sweatshirt | Name's List For Santa It's quite long
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Kids Personalised Ate The Gingerbread Christmas T-Shirt & Sweatshirt | Name Ate the gingerbread (no regrets)
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Personalised Cat Knocked The Tree Over Christmas Jumper & T-Shirt | Pet Name Knocked the tree over (again)
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About Funny Christmas Jumpers
Shop funny Christmas jumpers and novelty xmas sweatshirts that actually get a laugh. From cheeky and rude to cute and coquette — bold festive designs in soft, unisex fits, made to order so you're not wearing the same jumper as half the office.
Funny Christmas Jumpers & Novelty Xmas Sweatshirts
Christmas jumpers don't have to be boring. Our collection of funny Christmas jumpers and novelty xmas sweatshirts brings humour, personality and wearable punchlines to jumper day, work Christmas parties, Secret Santa exchanges and lazy festive Sundays. Whether you're after something rude and cheeky, cute and coquette, or downright ridiculous, you'll find a design that fits.
Each jumper is printed to order with bold, durable designs on soft sweatshirt fabric. Unisex fits mean they work for anyone — perfect for couples, families or matching Christmas moments. Fast UK delivery means your festive gift arrives in time for the season.
Looking for matching Christmas outfits? Explore our matching family Christmas collection. Or browse funny Christmas t-shirts for lighter layers, warm hoodies and sweatshirts, or our full Christmas gifts range.
Christmas FAQs
Are these cheap novelty Christmas jumpers?
They are fairly priced, not flimsy. Every jumper is a proper soft sweatshirt printed to order in our UK workshop, so the joke stays sharp wash after wash. Any 2 tees are £22 and UK delivery is free over £50.
What is the cheesiest Christmas jumper you do?
Our cheesy and pun jumpers are the best sellers for office parties. Browse funny Christmas t-shirts too if the venue will be warm.
Do you do matching Christmas jumpers?
Yes. See matching family Christmas jumpers and personalised Christmas jumpers with family names.
When is the last order date for Christmas?
Order by 15 December for UK delivery before Christmas. Each jumper is made to order and usually with you in 4 to 5 working days.
Read our guide: Personalised Christmas jumpers 2026.
Need ideas? Read our guide to the funniest novelty, cheesy and weird Christmas jumpers of 2026.
Funny Christmas jumpers for men
Funny Christmas jumpers for men who want a laugh at the office party: dad jokes, pub banter, rude-but-not-too-rude slogans. Also see Christmas gifts for dad.
Funny Christmas jumpers for women
Cute, cheeky and cheesy Christmas jumpers for women, in soft unisex fits. Want names on it? Try our personalised Christmas jumpers.
Cheap novelty Christmas jumpers UK
Every jumper is £22.99 and printed to order in our UK workshop, so it is not the same one half the office is wearing. Prefer a lighter layer? See funny Christmas t-shirts and kids Christmas jumpers. Order by 15 December for Christmas.